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Octopus at the Bar
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a
stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented
octopus. He can play any instrument in the world.
He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him ... so he says he will
wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The
octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his
$50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet
better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus
fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha!", the man says, "can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to fuck
it as soon as I get its pajamas off."
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