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No Need to Run
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport
(Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom.
"This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I
want to thank you for flying with us today and enjoy your stay in
Toronto".
Well the Capt. forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can
now hear the conversation from the cockpit.
The co-pilot says to the pilot "Well skipper, wotcha gonna do in
Toronto?"
Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation.
"Well", says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and go
for a mega-huge dump. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for
supper, you know, the one with the huge tits.
I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and slip the old
salami to her all night".
Well, everyone in the plane's trying to get a look at the new
stewardess. She's so embarrassed she runs from the back of the plane
to try and get to the cockpit to get the intercom off.
Half way down, she trips over an old ladies handbag - and down she
goes.
The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run dearie, he's got to
go for a shit first!"
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