Johnny and His Dad
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day and found him
sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick. In an
attempt to hide his full erection, Johnny's father bent over as if to
look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously, "What ya doin', Dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
Johnny replied, "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"