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One Woman's Search for True Love
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend...
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, he cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with
him. He always got mad, he did impetuous things and flirted with
everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some
ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy with his feet planted
firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he
divorced me, took everything I owned, and
ran off with my best friend.
I am now 40, and I'm looking for a guy with a big dick.
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