Gay Man Meets Saint Peter
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was
waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let
him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground.
Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay
man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint
Pete was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell!
But follow me, we're almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay
man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but
decided to give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he
bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control
jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to
A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine
inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire,
no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of
blankets freezing his ass of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.