A gay guy is standing at the gates of heaven when he hears horrible
screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
He says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"
St. Peter replies, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes
drilled into their backs for their wings and small holes drilled into
their heads for their halos."
He says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to
St. Peter says, "In hell, you'll be constantly raped and sodomized."
He says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."