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At the Confessional
It's Father O'Brien's night to hear confessions, and there are four
nuns in the lineup. The first nun goes into the confessional and says,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, and I should let you know right
off that I touched a man with my finger!"
"Oh lass! 'Tis nothin', you could have been in a crowded elevator or
some similar place," the priest says.
"Oh no, Father!" exclaims the nun. "I touched him right on his private
parts!" >
"You slut! You filthy tart!" screams the good father. "Say a hundred
Hail Mary's and dip your finger in the holy water on the way out of
the church!" Which she does.
The second nun enters the confessional and says, "Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned, and I want to say that I held a man with my hand."
"Oh lass! 'Tis nothin', you might have stumbled and he lent you a
hand," the priest says.
"Oh no, Father!" exclaims the nun. "I held his private parts right in
my hand!"
"Why you slut! You whore!" roars the good Father. "Say a thousand Hail
Mary's and dip your hand in the holy water on the way out of the
church!" Which she did.
At this point, the fourth nun taps the third nun on the shoulder and
says, "Excuse me sister, but would you mind terribly if I went ahead
of you?"
"Now why would you be wantin' to do that, I wonder?" asks the third
nun.
To which the fourth nun replies, "Well, it looks as if I'm going to
have to gargle with the holy water, and I want to do so before you sit
in it!"
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