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It is Thanksgiving Day and a family is preparing dinner awaiting the
arrival of the children's grandparents. Thomas, who is four is running
around looking for is new pair of grey socks. He ventures up to the
washroom where his mother is putting makeup on. Not realizing the boy
is there she yells "shit" when she accidently gets makeup in her eyes.
Never hearing the word before, the boy asks her, "Mommie, what does
shit mean?"
The mother quickly replies, "Shit is just another word for makeup
dear."
Thomas then asks his mom if she knows where his socks are and she
tells him to go downstairs and ask his father.
The boy's father is stuffing the turkey when he cuts his finger by
mistake. He says "fuck." The boy asks him if he's seen his socks and
the father tells him to go look in his sister's room. Before the boy
leaves he asks his father what fuck means and the father says "stuff".
"Like stuffing a turkey."
The boy goes to his sister's room and finally finds his socks in the
bedroom and puts them on just as the doorbell rings. Thomas runs down
the stairs and opens the door. He greets his grandparents by saying
"Hello grandma and grandpa, mommie is upstairs putting shit on her
face and daddy is in the kitchen fucking the turkey..."
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