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With Jesus Now



Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken
laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky.
When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and
his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.
They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad
came home from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we
nearly lost Mommy today."
"What?" his father replied.
"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her
legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm
coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have
lost her for sure!"




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