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An Old Man's Gift
An elderly man entered a car agency with his young wife. The owner of
the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself.
He couldn't help but stare at the lady, which, of course, the elderly
man noticed.
"May I propose a wager," said the elderly man. "If you can do
everything to my wife that I can do and still end up the way I do, I
will pay you double for the car. But if you cannot, you will give it
to me for free!"
"Okay, agreed!" said the agency owner.
The elderly man gave his wife a passionate kiss, then the agency owner
did the same. Then the elderly man unbuttoned her blouse and kissed
her breasts. So did the agency owner. Then the husband opened his fly,
pulled out his pecker, and bent it in half.
"What color car do you want?" asked the agency owner.
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