Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to
the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I
met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner
behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you
one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man
sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners
at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two
pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her
knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the
little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40
minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old
man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be
described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is
a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not
from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed
themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like
that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag
like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't