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Two Factories
There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity
frocks for expectant mothers, so they were called the "Mother
Frockers".
The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to
soak the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they
were called the "Cork Soakers".
One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out
of one of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye.
That made all the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they
went outside and had the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork Soaking fight
you ever saw...
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