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A cat goes to heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,
"You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is
yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm
and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And
instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are
killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at
the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by
cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of
roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says, "Say no
more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of
tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.
The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and
asks,
"How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in
my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the
best!"
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