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The Sound of Pigs

A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew
what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to raise their hands
if they knew the correct sounds.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"
"Very good," replied the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?"
"Baaaa," answered Billy.
She continued this for a while. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig
All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response.
She chose little Tyrone at the back of the class.
He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall,

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