.
| |
Don't mess with a drinker
This couple walks into a bar: The man goes of to the bog and leaves
the women standing at the bar. A bloke goes up to the women and says,
"I really really want to squeeze you tit's. Will you let me?"
The lady turns around and says, "How dare you, get away from me, you
sicko!"
The bloke then says, "Oh you have a lovely arse can I rub it, please
let me?"
The lady turns around and says, "Look you pervert get away from me!
I'll get my boyfriend to beat you up if you don't piss off!"
The bloke takes no notice and continues to the woman, "I want to tip
you upside down and fill you up with beer and down it in one big
gulp."
"RIGHT... THAT IS IT" shouts the woman.
Just then her boyfriend comes out from the bog and says, "Whaz goin'
on here?!?"
The woman says all hysterically, "That bloke over there said he wants
to squeeze my tits!"
Her boyfriend rolled up one of his sleeves and was just about to smack
him when the lady shouts "That's not all, he wants to rub my arse!"
So her boyfriend rolled up the other sleeve!
"And do you know what else he said? He wants to tip me upside down and
fill me up with beer and down it in one big gulp! So are you going to
beat him up then?"
Her boyfriend rolls down his sleeves and says "Of course not darling,
I ain't messing with a bloke that can drink that much beer!!!"
|
