There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.
Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.
They all decided that one person should get off because if they
didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could
decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off."
After a really touching speech from the brunette about how she would
get off, all of the blondes started clapping.