Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Jose
Jose who?
Jose can you see...




Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.




Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?






Knock Knock!
Whose there?
Dwane
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub I*m Dwownig?




knock knock
who's there
oddley hee
oddley hee who
I didn't know you could yodel!




Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!






Knock, knock
Who*s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here!




Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!




Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the keyhole and you'll find out






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