Lightbulbs Jokes

Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light




Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two * One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a whole lot of light bulbs!




Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change!






Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They're still arguing about it.




How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They tell software to code around it.




Q: How many type A personalities does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to tell him he's doing it all wrong.






Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 500, 1 to hold the light bulb and 499 to turn the house.




How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE, they never get the house!




Q. How many cockroaches dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None cause when you turn the light on they all scatter.






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