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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!




Man: Do you know C.P.R?
Woman: No why?
Man: Because you just took my breath away!




Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.






Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!




Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.




Guy: Haven*t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that*s why I don*t go there anymore.






If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.




Man: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!




Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!






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