Programmers Jokes

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just declare darkness the standard




Q: How come legacy programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 (Octal 31 = Decimal 25)




How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. "We'll document it in the manual."






How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.





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