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Did you hear about the accountant with insomnia? He decided to try counting sheep, but he made a mistake and was up all night trying to find it!




Q: What did the keyboard say to the typist?
A: You*re really pushing my buttons!!!!




Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad?
A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.






Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.




Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.




There was a race between some lettuce, a tomato and a faucet.
How did it turn out? Well the lettuce won by a head, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.






Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.




Q: Do you know why dogs don't dance?
A: They have two left feet!




Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.






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