One Liners Jokes

He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from reverse bulimia

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing; It just waved.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his "paw."

He who hesitates is probably right.

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax.

The individual is not short and wide; the individual is anatomically compact.

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice?
A. Polaroids!

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
To Palm Beach.

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